"Internet Kids Never Sleep"

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

(Source: basedgosh, via joshpeck)

snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

(via cumfort)

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via kianlawley)

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via kianlawley)

crystallized-teardrops:

the real question is how did i get addicted to this site 

(via sniffing)

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via cumfort)

watching a marvel movie

50% of the time: oh god damn so much action

50% of the time: oh god damn so much handsome

ultrafacts:

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(via cumfort)

comforting said: hey johnny i have a question for you haha!? do you still have your phone because you certainly haven't been using it to respond to any text messages ?/? :)))

gnarly:

perks of being my friend