"Internet Kids Never Sleep"

comforting said: hey johnny i have a question for you haha!? do you still have your phone because you certainly haven't been using it to respond to any text messages ?/? :)))

gnarly:

perks of being my friend 

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?

Me: no

Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

unseelie-prince:

I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

aggressively positive spider

(Source: bluedogeyes, via hi)

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

image

(via sniffing)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

(via tyleroakley)

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(via sniffing)

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via kianlawley)