"Internet Kids Never Sleep"

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via ruinedchildhood)

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

(Source: sizvideos, via slapmytitties)

co-gi-to:

untamedcomets:

This is important

IMPORTANT. BOOST.

(Source: adventuringasnotagrownup, via punofficial)

an episode of supernatural: a summary

person: screams

person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation

person: well fuck

DUN DUN

~supernatural~

sam: hey dean

dean: no sam i'll protect you

sam: uh

dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU

sam: ok dean

sam and dean: we're cops

everyone: lol ok

sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE

some guy: idk like some1 died or something???

sam and dean: wat about u

relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS

sam and dean: no you didn't

relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now

sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye

later~

sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL

dean: cheeseburger

sam: research

dean: diner food

sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T

bobby: idjits

sam and dean: fight creature

creature: lol no

sam: it... not ded???? how???????

dean: sassy comment~

relative of dead: hey what's the haps

dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit

relative of dead: WHAT

relative of dead: ok

sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT

dean: i'll protect u

sam: .......................................................k

sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit

dean: looking into the fire with passion

sam: dean wtf

dean: i don't want to talk about it

sam: ok-

dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD

sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~

dean: wow frick u sam

eric kripke: haha later bitches

heckybarnes:

Misha lays down the motherfucking law. [x]

(Source: tinysteve, via iwritefanficnot-tragedies)

umeko-sherlolly:

to milverton 
Sherlock & Molly both as cats
other works

umeko-sherlolly:

to milverton

Sherlock & Molly both as cats

other works

(via ohgodbenny)

Dean was a brother to Benny, and he’d do anything to save his life too.

(Source: benjaminlafitte, via div3intolif3)