"Internet Kids Never Sleep"

an episode of supernatural: a summary

person: screams

person: runs around and does nothing productive to get his/herself out of current situation

person: well fuck

DUN DUN

~supernatural~

sam: hey dean

dean: no sam i'll protect you

sam: uh

dean: I SAID I'LL FUCKING PROTECT YOU

sam: ok dean

sam and dean: we're cops

everyone: lol ok

sam and dean: WHAT HAPPEN HERE

some guy: idk like some1 died or something???

sam and dean: wat about u

relative of dead person: chRIST I ALREADY TALKED TO THE FUCKING COPS

sam and dean: no you didn't

relative of dead person: ok. i don't know they came out of nowhere like idk what happened i'm so sad right now

sam and dean: wow yea u look pretty sad rn ok whatev bye

later~

sam: I GET WIFI IN EVERY SHITTY DICK MOTEL

dean: cheeseburger

sam: research

dean: diner food

sam and dean: AH IT MUST BE THIS ONE THING THAT IT OBVIOUSLY ISN'T

bobby: idjits

sam and dean: fight creature

creature: lol no

sam: it... not ded???? how???????

dean: sassy comment~

relative of dead: hey what's the haps

dean: we think it's this thing you've probably never heard of and/or is crazy as shit

relative of dead: WHAT

relative of dead: ok

sam: I KNOW HOW TO KILL IT

dean: i'll protect u

sam: .......................................................k

sam and dean: BURNIN' BODIES n shit

dean: looking into the fire with passion

sam: dean wtf

dean: i don't want to talk about it

sam: ok-

dean: I HATE DEMONS DAD IS DEAD AND THIS MORNING I DROPPED MY PIE ON THE GROUND AND TODAY HAS JUST BEEN A REALLY BAD DAY ALSO DID I MENTION DAD'S DEAD

sam: RANDOM-ASS CONFESSION~

dean: wow frick u sam

eric kripke: haha later bitches

heckybarnes:

Misha lays down the motherfucking law. [x]

(Source: tinysteve, via iwritefanficnot-tragedies)

Dean was a brother to Benny, and he’d do anything to save his life too.

(Source: benjaminlafitte, via div3intolif3)

I present to you Stanley the cat.

I present to you Stanley the cat.

hoechlinth:

Sterek AU: This is the first time that Derek’s seen him since “The Night”. He smiles and waves like it’s not awkward. Like he doesn’t wish that Stiles had still been there when he’d woken up. Derek’s always been a good liar. 

(via gasmaskedsilence)

therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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(via gnarly)